Bombed out Pakistan offer package holidays to blood thirsty, action seeking voyeurs for the ultimate KICK!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 16 October 2009

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Burning buildings, boring, not extreme enough, Pakistan have the real thing, bombings, blood and guts package holidays!

After a spate of suicide bombings in Pakistan the Pakistani tourist Board have decided to offer sensation seeking, blood thirsty, extreme action hungry voyeurs (enough of them on the motorways after a bloody accident!) a series of package holidays in the provinces being hardest hit!

The packages include inside info as to where the next bombing could possibly take place, close up filming of the masked perpetrators entering the area, the explosion and the bloody aftermath!

The Pakistani tourist board has been inundated with requests for the all action holidays!

Most tourists/voyeurs applying have already experienced such holidays in Baghdad, Beirut, Kabul, etc, seeking the ultimate "kick" as blown away limbs and bloody leftovers fly all over the place, destroyed buildings and raging fires, THE ULTIMATE KICK MAN!

The Pakistan government are hoping to exploit the present situation and are flying the "Extreme Sensation Seekers" in by the plane loads!

As soon as there is a tip off they are transported to the target and hopefully they can get the full blast, MAN!

Prices depend on how many innocents are blown apart, how much damage is caused and how much blood is spilt!

The VIP, luxury "KICK' is to actually see the suicide maniacs enter and blow themselves up, this ultimate "KICK" costs $1000 more and is totally VIP!

These extreme "Nutters" love the smell of blood and danger, most are ex-extreme sports people, bored with Bungee jumping, extreme skiing/snowboarding, mountain-biking down volcanoes with steaming lava up their butts, broken limbs, etc!

Also many S & M specialists have registered, bored with being chained, bonded, whipped, pierced, hanged up with meat hooks, etc!

Pakistan are charging per trip $5000 + VIP treatment and have promised to use the funds for tapping into Bin Laden's not so secret activities so they can get the pervy, blood hungry voyeurs even closer to the action!

"Oops, where's my leg, fuck me, not that close!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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