Kanye West has wed Taylor Swift in Las Vegas after the pair came together to settle their differences.
The diminutive R&B singer, or whatever he is, had set up a meet with 19-year old innocent country singer, Taylor, after spoiling her MTV EMAs win at the weekend.
Intending to say sorry to Taylor and to stop his nerves getting the better of him, Kanye downed several Tequila shots to help him through the evening.
"Next thing he wakes up with a wedding band on his finger and Taylor at his side and flashbacks of an Elvis chapel," a spokesperson admitted. "He married Taylor Swift and married Taylor, swift, you could say. It was all a bit of a shock for Kanye, who believes he could have done better."
Taylor's publicist, Hank E. Atheredy, said: "The marriage is likely to be annulled. Taylor was none to impressed when the boy said that her wedding dress was lovely but Beyonce's was better."