Susan Boyle fell asleep last night.
The world's most famous singer reportedly went up to her hotel room after dinner and closed the door behind her, according to sources close to her, er, door.
For several hours through the night Su-Bo made no sound, prompting the world's media to speculate that she might actually be asleep.
Several journalists were overheard filing copy to that effect in the downstairs lobby.
The sensational news that she was asleep reverberated around the world but few believed she would be asleep for long.
"She has got to get up sometime for that American Idol's Got Talent thing," said one hack. "But until then, we have ourselves one helluva story."
