Is Ike a Raving Looney

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

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The World is ours the reptilians are supreme

The World has more conspiracy theorists now than ever before.

Some of the best known conspiracy theories at present include a cover up of 911 (because there have been reports that the two towers came down like controlled explosions), the alien theory (that aliens were captured from a flying saucer at Roswell in 1947 and by using reverse engineering on the recovered alien technology we are now all able to have mobile phones ,laptops etc etc).

One of the most astonishing claims, however, is the claim by David Ike that there is a small group of people running the world who are Reptiles. Yes, that's right, Reptiles.

David Ike has been giving lectures to packed audiences for years with this theory that people in positions of power are reptiles like the reptiles in the successful television series V.

Ike believes former President George Bush and the Queen of England are reptiles so maybe he has a good point after all.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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