Fuckingham Palace - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): "Eugenie is going to be helping young African gels who are a bit behind with their sex slavery aspirations," Sarah, Duchess of Pork told reporters today.
"It's so frightfully important that young useless wannabe royals spend some of their gap year doing something truly awful."
Eugenie, 19, will be flanked in Africa by a team of 20 round-the-cock royal protection officers at a cost of £10,000 per day.
She will be helicoptered every day to remote bush territory where she will advise on all the latest scams in prostitution rackets.
"Of course I am absolutely thrilled that my little Princess's very own African Lady-in-Waiting could be among those she will be grooming in the weeks and months ahead," Sarah added.