A man whose wife took him along with her when she went to see a local fortune teller, has told of how the latter totally conned his wife into believing all kinds of bullshit, based on 'evidence' unearthed by several severely questionable means. Mo...
A man has revealed how he has obviously upset someone in his neighborhood sufficiently, to prompt them to 'take up arms' against him in the form of ancient Black Magic. The man, Moys Kenwood, 56, went into his bathroom, last night, to have a showe...
A New York man who was described by those who knew him as "extremely superstitious", is dead tonight, after he inadvertently walked under a ladder. Frank Ouija, 87, died in hospital on Saturday after a long and painful battle with illness, but tol...
Dinosaurs, which were thought to have disappeared from Earth more than 65 million years ago, did not, according to a teaching colleague of Spoof writer, Moys Kenwood. Teacher John, a Science 'expert', made the astounding claim during a long lectur...
There was mayhem in one Indian city on Friday, as thousands of women rushed to become 'blessed with sacred milk', when a cloud in the shape of a huge penis appeared in the sky above the city. The penis, I beg your pardon, the cloud, started to for...
Science's goal is to create reasonable explanations (theories) to describe reality - theories that rely, not on feelings or passions, but on evidence. Yet substantial portions of the American people reject scientific conclusions. In the fields of p...
The Duchess of Cambridge broke down in tears this morning when she and Prince William attended the unveiling of her first official portrait at London's National Gallery. Kate was upset after discovering gorilla artist Paul Emsley had depicted her...
Stalybridge Celtic have set a personal best record by going unbeaten at home for nearly the whole of 2011, and manager Jim Harvey has come forward to explain how such a record was set. "It's quite simply down to the fans at the club," said former...
Numbers are big when it comes to Chinese superstition. Take the number 8 for instance. According to the Chinese 8-8-8, as in August 8, 2008 saw a big upsurge in the number of weddings taking place in China. Why? Because 8-8-8 translates to "ma...
Great consternation today in Olde London as rumours abound that the legendary ravens of The Tower Of London have all fled - an event said to signal the fall of the British monarchy. The ravens are reported to have fled en-masse despite their wings...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It only took James Mitchell about three seconds to get to third base with his daughter's mother Danielle Keller, and another three minutes to score; it also took him about three minutes to beat her to death with a baseball bat, sa...
Wiltshire - (Fishy Tales Mess): Are alien implant transmissions from Octomom's vagina responsible? The sudden apparition in a Wiltshire rapeseed field of a gigantic jellyfish crop circle this week has left the CIA thunderfucked. The 250-metre p...
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