Giant octopus hampers French Airbus salvage sub

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Tuesday, 2 June 2009

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The stuff of marine ledgends, the freak octopus has a vast treasure trove of stolen marine memorabilia in its underwater cave

Mid-Atlantic Ridge - (Tentacles Mess): A freakishly massive octopus has been spotted menacing the Brazilian Navy submarine sent to reconnoitre with wreckage of missing French Airbus 320.

At one stage the huge beast attempted mounting the Tupi-class Tikuna interceptor sub and foraging for prey down its conning tower.

The 100ft tentacled creature appears to be scouring bits of floating fuselage and dragging assorted items of luggage back to its deep-water hideyhole in the area's notorious Bermuda Triangle phenomenon.

Last year Pentagon submersibles tracked a pair of the monsters to a depth of 18,000 feet where the remains of what many reckon is a sunken UFO mothership were filmed.

"It's like an Aladdin's cave down there," US Navy Capt Marko Ramius commented on the vast treasure trove of stolen marine memorabilia hidden deep belo the coral ridges.

Temporal anomaly experts believe the area could be a gravity/santi-gravity sinkhole.

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