Written by Roy Leone

Thursday, 28 May 2009

A recently found artifact from the Chilean rain forest has scientist baffled. The object has been carbon dated to be at least 10,000 years old.

While inspecting it,it was found to have some cryptic symbols on it which, experts agree, translates as "refrigerate after opening".

Owing to it's age and the material it is made out of, it is believed by many to be extraterrestrial in origin.

Dr. Santos Santiago is leading a team of esteemed professionals in the fields of toxicology and agriculture as well as scientist in other fields to find out what the container may have contained. Preliminary analysis suggests it may be a foodstuff with a high tomato and garlic content.

Other amazing finds from the site appear to be a rudimentary refrigerator, and primitive corn chips.

Salsa suppliers have been keeping keen eye on the progress.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Archeology




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