A ground breaking, historical, discovery revealed this time not by Jaggedones's CIA but by that everlasting satire programme, BBC world, was headlined this morning.
Alongside bombs in Pakistan, North Korean rocket launches, the usual misery in Africa and Iraq, the world was told this fascinating fact about our dinosaur ancestors.
They could actually hold their heads higher than mankind first thought!
This startling fact will alter all of the historical, biological, evolutionary, anthropological data that has been gathered ever since mankind was let loose to vandalise the planet.
The fact that huge dinosaurs maybe raised their heads to nick a leaf or two from the then, abundant trees growing in unsoiled by humans, forests, could have something to do with it? Seeing as they were mainly vegetarian.
Even the possibility that they raised their huge heads to smell for predators (T Rex, etc) could also have been a reason?
Well now this tremendous fact has been scientifically confirmed and boy is the world better off for it!
Cashing in on this historical event, Sir Dicky Attenborough has decided to make a refreshing horror/porno sequel of his horrendously boring Jurassic film series and is calling it: Head stuck in tree Dino bitch gang-banged by marauding horny T-Rex rapists!
