Sri Lankan Tourist Board offer luxury package holidays to bombed out Tamil Tiger Terrorist regions!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 17 May 2009

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Sri Lankan tour operators are offering package trips to the Tamil Tiger Terrorist regions as a "spicing up" of their tourist industry after all of the claims of genocide and general abuse of human - rights, etc, have caused a slight negative image of the "Paradise Island."

The Sri Lankan tourist board think it would be of special heritage, cultural interest for global tourists to see at first hand how the fuck they slaughtered, eradicated and bombed those Tamil Tiger Terrorist scum into surrender.

Special excursions are being planned to refugee camps, filthy unhygienic hospitals, bombed out villages and general misery locations. The tourist board is very aware that global tourism needs a "bit of blood - thirsty voyeurism" to pepper up the holidays and this very suitable venue fits the "package" perfectly.

Amongst the blood and misery there will also be respital trips to the sandy white luxurious palm treed beaches with 5***** lunches including champagne, local lobsters, caviar and the decoration, ambiance will be highlighted by the heads of Tamil Tiger Terrorists spiked on stakes with bengal flares to add a superior, romantic, natural light show as the sun sinks slowly on the horizon.

The Sri Lankan tourist authority has been completely overwhelmed with bookings especially from ex-combat GI's and Brit soldiers wishing for a bit of R & R after their streuous experiences in Afghanistan and Iraq.

One GI quoted "this is just what me and my family need to relax man, at last a chance to see some real mother fucking beheaded terrorists instead of those invisible Taliban/Al Qaeda bastards who you can never catch, but are always there."

Prices start at $5000 including flights and hotels, special luxury package including 5***** lunches and beheaded Tamil tiger Terrorist light show cost $6500, very cheap considering the long-lasting, life changing experience one will have!!!

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