Pope Benedict who has dicked-over Muslims, Jews, Gypsies and Gays much as the Nazis had, at least brought a bouquet.
Vatican archivists are reporting that the desicated flowers were the very floral arrangement that Pope Pius the XII meant to send to the victims of the Holocaust. Pius, Church historians explain, became distracted from his pious intention to send a memento to the millions of victims of the Nazi reign of terror by serious matters of church dogma like whether women has souls, if Adam and Eve had belly buttons and the question of German Catholic donations rising or falling during the Third Reich. Pius wasn't really distracted by catholic teaching that all jews go to hell.
Benedict will visit the Holocaust Memorial and lay Pius' wilted wreath at the tomb of the unknown Vatican intervention.
