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Monday, 27 April 2009


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aaargh - life's so unfair

BUCKINGHAM PALACE, LONDON: The man who will be King is upset with his thinning hair. Wills is said to have told close friends that he is shocked and utterly despondent at the rapidity of his hair loss. The heir to the throne is also not amused that paparazzi insist on printing those 'view from the top' photos of the Crown Prince.

At a recent Royal fun event Wills was overhead telling his mates: "Even Uncle Eddie has more hair than I have. I don't understand it. Grandpa Phil and Dad also have more hair. Just as well they didn't name me Harry! I think I'm royally cursed".

Royal physicians have said that while male-pattern baldness is inherited, just like the Throne of England, Prince William's hair loss could also have been accelerated by the stress suffered after Diana's sudden death.

Joan Collins has offered to put Wills in touch with her wig-maker. "They're fabulous, I've been wearing them for sixty decades and nobody knows I have no hair", chuckled the septuagenarian sex-siren.

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