Written by Pointer

Monday, 20 April 2009

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Castro admits he learned all of his torture tactics from Cardinal Torrquemada

As the Obama administration has launched attack after assault on the interrogation tactics of the Bush administration, most observers had concluded that torture was not Barack's cup of tea. All that seems to have changed this week as the president has reached out to one of the most infamous violators of human rights. Cuba has fallen into the administration's embrace even as they have denounced the amateur sadism of Bush league torture.

When confronted with the seeming contradiction, Obama Native American spokesperson, Speaks from both sides of the mouth explained the President's position:

" We in the Obama administration seek excellence. BushAmerica the "persuasion" company hired by former( thank God!) President(Not Really) Bush, on the recommendation of Halliburton (Cheney!) had very little professional experience in breaking human beings. Cuba on the other hand has been an expert in the denial of human rights and the destruction of the human sdpirit since back in the days of the Spanish inquisition. the Communists just picked up whaere the catholics left off."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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