Netanyahu Pneumonia Renders Israeli Sufferers Peaceless

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 26 March 2009

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The vaccine needle to cure Middle Eastern distress may be hard to find

Untreated Holyland Whooping Cough victims have seen their disease advance to the more serious Netanyahu Pneumonia. The whooping cough wracks the diseased bodies of the infected but when the infection advances to the NP stage sufferers drown in their own fluids.

Researchers have been doggedly pursuing a cure to the precedent cough and the more virulent pneumonia without much success. Some hopeful discoveries suggest that the whooping cough has resolved itself by contact with uninfected Palestinean countrymen.

In a related study, Netanyahu Pneumonia has been found to be cureable in persons who do not harbour the deadly virus of religious bigotry. One theory suggests that a Palestinean-Israeli community could protect people from the Holyland Whooping Cough and the NP could be totally prevented by an innoculation of religious tolerance vaccine.

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