Pakistani Terrorist Sketches Released

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Thursday, 5 March 2009

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Police in Pakistan have released sketches of four men suspected of involvement in Tuesday's ambush of the Sri Lankan cricket team in Lahore.

It is thought that up to 14 gunmen were involed, but the Pakistan government have said that only four are photogenic enough to have warranted a sketch. The others were, it claims, pig ugly.

The sketches, done by a local artist, show the men as having black hair, bushy black beards, black or brown eyes, two arms, two legs, filthy clothes, sandals and back packs. The back packs were probably stuffed with explosives, grenades, rounds of ammunition, high-energy drinks and chocolate bars - probably Mars Bars.

The images suggest that the suspects are from one of the Arab-speaking countries in the Moslem world.

Anyone who wants a sketch for their bedroom, can purchase one by visiting pakiterrorpics.web.

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