Written by Peter Gordon Uliano

Monday, 2 February 2009

image for Confectioner Releases new candy "Semen Squares"
Eat up!

Tasty Treats Inc. held a Press release stating that they will be intrducing a new candy called "Semen Squares" Made from the semen of healthy and fit 18-23 year old boys mixed with sugar and marshmellow.

In the brief press statement Tasty Treats Inc. said

"Semen has been enjoyed as a food for centuries, And its about time we capitolize on the market for this rare and tasty treat."

They also stated

"Semen is a delightful snack enojyed by many not just women and gay men .Such celeberties known to enjoy Semen are Elton John, Justin Timberlake,Derek Jeter and well known blonde Paris hilton just to name a few."

Although this press release has caused controversy some are embarrassing the idea .

There is Speculation that Jenna jameson is going to be doing the first commercial for the new candy where she says in a sexy voice

"Semen Squares do u spit or swallow?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Candy, Semen

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