Tehran - President of Iran, Itoldyou Imnotsobad has lashed out at recent Israeli attacks on Palestinians in the Gaza declaring Israel has overreacted.
In an interview with Al-Jazeera Imnotsobad explained "All I said was that I like hummus."
"There are no plans for Iran to join forces with the Palestinians against Israel."
"The Israelis are acting like goats in a vineyard!" he fumed.
Imnotsobad insists he is innocent of planning any military actions against Israel by supporting any political parties. He just loves the tasty chick pea and garlic confection hummus.
"So you're telling me this is a good reason Israel should send out their army on Christmas?"
"I have hummus with pita chips and a handful of olives every day for lunch, company's always welcome, no need to show up in a tank, know what I mean?"
"I told you I'm not so bad a guy."
"It's those Hull Tigers that need a lesson or two."
"I'm a Chelsea fan you know."
