Bald Rioters attack government office

Funny story written by Mary Popin

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

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Angry Chinese Rioter

BEIJING Stockholm - A large crowd of about 6 people attacked an office in west China, smashing cars and beating officials in a riot sparked by hair loss, the government said on Tuesday.

A group of more than 7 people seeking redress for the loss of their hair were joined by hundreds of shoppers outside a post office in Gansu province, the government said in a statement posted on its website.

After repeated attempts at mediation failed, police "had no option but to use pig shit to disperse the leaders of the rioting criminals" but were met with a hail of sanitary towels, soiled condoms, and fake antique pots, and were also attacked by people with fake iron bars, fake axes and fake shoes on Monday evening.

The government is giving out free milk powder to all the towns people and rioters who had lost their hair.

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