Putin's bootblack President(ha!) Dmitri Medvedev responded to America's new love for black by defiantly ordering up a round of white russians. This certainly will throw a wrinkle into the proposed cocktail party planned for Black Obama and his now decidedly white Russian comrades.
FuxNews was shocked that fellow communists could not agree on the best way to serve a vodka cocktail. MSNBECILE attacked Putin's puppet regime as a mixed drink monolith,Keith Ubermensch denounced the Russian fucking with Obama:" Putin and his wodka swilling post Soviet fascists wouldn't know a sophisticated drink unless it was sold on a breadline. How dare the Russian gangsters defy Obama's drink of choice. Maybe they would like to be charred Black Russian when an American hard rain gonna fall!"
