Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 12 October 2008

image for Ray Santilli to perform Joerg Haider autopsy
Santilli's recent celeb autopsies include Princess Diana and Anna Nicole Smith

Carinthia - (DUI? Mess): Renowned post mortem specialist Ray Santilli has rushed to Vienna to conduct an autopsy on former Austrian far-right wingnut and Tony Blair lookalike Joerg Haidar who died in a car accident this weekend.

Colleagues of Haidar, 69, claim he may have been chased at over 120 mph by an unidentified extraterrestrial craft.

His Volkswagen Phaeton V6 careered off a mountain road near Klagenfurt shortly after midnight before plunging down a notorious local ravine.

Local prosecutor Gottfried Kranza said today that he had every confidence in Santilli whose most memorable recent celeb autopsies had been performed on Princess Diana and former Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith.

Haidar was leader of the Alliance for Austria's Future and campaigned ferociously for NATO disclosure on UFO cover-ups.

Austrian Chancellor Alfred Gusenbauer said today Haidar's actions "had shaped Austria's domestic and political landscape."

Local police chiefs concurred today, noting the landscape of the baleful Klagenfurt ravine "would never be the same again."

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