President Bush, self-appointed Leader of the World, has announced that all of the world's governments have come together in agreement with a plan that will solve both the energy crisis and global warming in the entire world.
Everyone is asked to rise when the sun comes up, work their butt off all day, then go to bed at sunset. This will eliminate the need for electricity for at least 6 hours every day, everywhere.
Of course those who live where the sun doesn't shine for 6 months will just get to lay in bed all day.
The leaders have decided that the people that participate in this new strategy will be called farmers.
