A Chicken has crossed a road

Funny story written by disciple

Friday, 25 July 2008

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he crossed the road

In an amazing feet of strength and agility a Chicken crossed a road in Bavaria Today, provoking philosophical questions and debate. Yes, folks, its the age old question of Why did the Chicken cross the road and today in modern times we have opportunity to address this quandary.

It is believed the Chicken had embarked on a journey to find meaning and purpose in life. The Chicken had been a avian of wealth and privilege and sort to unwrap the mysteries of the universe. This chick had the will and courage to take the first step in a journey we all must make, emotionally, spiritually and physically, if we ever intend to reach our true potential in life.

We all applaud his gift to the world, the gift of determination.

In another story possibly related to the previous; a Chicken was found dead at a roadside in Bavaria and it was thought to be our courageous fearless Chick; apparently he discovered the meaning of life, to be run over by a Mac truck.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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