Written by Don Davis

Friday, 18 July 2008

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We will break you.

Toronto (CNN) - Tired of being perceived as Americas Side-kick Canada has petitioned to join the Axis of Evil. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper stated "we need to toughen up our image and becoming a member of the Axis of Evil is a great first step".

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad replied "what the f@#$ is he talking about? This isn't a freaking club you can just join. It's something the dazed and confused President Bush made up".

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il responded "Canada is more like the 'Axis of Annoying' with their free healthcare, curling and bacon that tastes like ham. What's up with that?"

Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein said "How'd you find me here in Argentina? Bush promised man. He said, hide in hole, put on show, live large in Buenos Aires. Lying sack of…".

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper further stated "if we have to prove how evil we are in order to be included in the Axis of Evil we are fully prepared to invade North Dakota if we have to".

In response President Bush replied "red rover red rover send Dudley Do-Right right over".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Canada, axis of evil

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