Written by Tomtomtim

Monday, 19 May 2008

British Police stations have been targeted today in a wave of incidents up and down the country.
Over 30 police stations have been broken into and had items stolen. The strangest of which being in Blackburn Police Station.

Constable Jones went to the mens room to find that all the toilets had been stolen the night before without a trace. "We're appealing for anyone with any information to come forward about the missing toilets," said the constable, "as we have nothing to go on."

Further south in Warrington Police Station, a Police Officer on his round of the station came across a cell which was meant to contain a youth caught late last night for driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol. However to his dismay all that was found in the cell was a large hole, Warrington Police say that they're treating the hole as suspicious and are looking into it.

Scotland Yard has warned all Police stations across the country warning them to be extra vigilant.

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