Holidaymaker Tam McLuney got a big surprise whilst holidaying in the popular resort of Benidorm.
Tam had unwittingly walked in on a talent show in a small bar just off the promenade, and WON the popular competition!
"The pensioners in the bar were rolling in the aisles with fits of laughter at my 'c u jimmy hat'. They kept shouting 'Jimmy' and 'Jock' and I shouted back, MY NAME IS TAM! They completely lost it," laughed Tam.
A rubbish performer who has been working in the resort for 12 years since moving from Manchester was amazed.
"I've never seen anything like it. They were lapping it up, all the pensioners were pissed having cleared the gantry of sherry and brandy and having a great time," claimed Christopher Biggins.
Tam got the £500 prize for saying just 4 words, whilst most of the sets from so-called 'comedians' lasted 20 minutes.
Druken Pensioner Ethel Sidebottom said Tam deserved to win cause the rest of the talent on show was "shite".
Tam said he'll use the money to defend his title next year.
