As in the days of Northern and Eastern European barbaric tribes invading the civilized regions of cosmopolitan Rome, the Roman Catholic Church has been invaded first by a Polish Hun and now by a Germanic Visigoth. For Catholics with a long memory, Good Pope John still hovers on the outskirts of recollection as a true modern leader poised to bring a dinosaur of a church into the contemporary world.
The old boy was picked as a stop gap who all expected to die soon but buy some time for warring parties to hammer out a compromise. Well, the ancient fellow, diseases and all, opened the windows of the Vatican and let in lots of fresh air. Just as a true democratic renewal was being readied, good John died and the Church has suffered with a lukewarm Paul, an assassinated John Paul and then the Hun from Poland swept in with his barbaric anti-feminism and fascist ways.
When the Hun went off to the happy Hun-ting grounds, his hand picked replacement was the barbarian from Bavaria.
Fascism, homophobia and woman-hating in tact, Benedict continued the sack of Rome. Now the Barbarian from Bavaria has turned his sights on NYC.
The Panzer Pope will blitzkrieg the new Rome and take no prisoners, sources close to the Germanic invader report: "King Rat Zinger will behead the abortionists, castrate the sodomites, and burn at the stake the divorcees!"
