Pope Benedict the Sixteenth, the former German Cardinal Ratzinger, the head of the Holy Office of the Inquisition and once Hitler youth will be visiting NYC during the Catholic School teachers strike. NYC Archdiocesan ass-kissers are trying to teach the teachers and their students to sing a Happy Birthday greeting to the Holy Father.
A German speaking Catholic high school teacher discovered that the Vatican authored lyrics to the birthday greeting turns out to be the Nazi hymn, Deutschland Uber Alles. Vatican official, Cardinal Herr Gruber Meinkampf explained: "Der vill be no unions, no strikes, and no trouble during the Papal Panzer's Blitzkreig!"
