It appears that there is yet another branch of Christianity out in the world. Reports indicate that this sect is quite similar to born again Christianity. According to recent studies, Christianity, has seeped into another, seemingly unrelated, activist group.
Father McMurray, who has been sent out to research this subject, has stated, "It appears, that what everyone has thought of as just an activist movement, is really a religious one. One similar to the 'Born Again' Christian movement. I am still looking into this matter, I haven't gotten all of the facts. Although it may have a political impact. Unfortunately, that is not a subject I know anything about. Although for religion, it is a big deal. Simply due to the sneaking and conniving they have done. It's not right. It is truly giving true Christianity a bad rep, I believe is the term."
Politcal analyst, Karen Morgan says, "I really can't see how this will impact our political system. This group has the legislature wrapped around it's little finger. Add in the religious aspect at this point. Well, it was a brilliant manuever. It seems that there is even more to this group than the politcal activism and religious activisim. These guys are good. I wonder what they are going to call their church."
When asked that very question, group leader Susan Niclols said, "Once we get fully established and recognized, we will be known as the NSWND, Non-Smokers World Non Denomination. I cannot believe it took so long for you guys to figure us out. But they are wrong, we are not an offshoot of Christianity. We are our own religion. By the time we are done, everyone in the world will be part of our order."
When asked exactly what being part of the order meant, Ms. Nichols replied, "Simple dear, you will be a Non-Smoker."
After hearing this statement, the government leaders and religious leaders met for a lengthy conference. Right now they are in total lock down. There is no idea, what is being said behind those closed doors, let alone how they are feeling about this. Right now until they have come to some sort of conclusion, there is nothing to do but wait.
Will the NSWND (Non-Smokers World Non Denomination), be allowed to continue? Or will our leaders finally stand up for our rights?
