Leaders of the Pakistan government have decided to honor recently slain former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto with a memorial. The former leader was killed by a suicide bomber/gunman a few weeks ago while campaigning to regain the office.
In acknowledgement of her service, the government has decided to memorialize her. "From now on," said spokesman Abdul Rahim, "we are going to rename our bottoms as our Bhuttos. We will no longer merely have an ass, a butt, a back side, a rear end, or a posterior. All Pakistanis will have a bhutto."
"When we see a woman in a tight pair of jeans or wearing a skimpy bathing suit, we will say that she has a nice bhutto or that we want a piece of bhutto."
"I believe that we follow the people in Great Britain when we do this. A few years back, to honor a dead princess, they renamed a common disease Princess Diarrhea."
