NAIROBI, Kenya -- As a result of Pakistan reaching out to Scotland Yard for help, Kenyan authorities have decided to do likewise.
Chief Inspector Dreyfus of the French Surete has sent police inspector Clouseau to Nairobi.
He was reached by phewn at his hotel reuoom under the name Guy Gadbois. He said his room has been turned into a Chinese nooky factory by Kato, his little yellow friend, who is now either in the sweemang poohl or walking hees dewg, the fewl.
His main concern was about "exploding behms and if people have ra-ceived a bimp, since, one could get a concusion from such a bimp."
When asked whether he was worried about his safety he said, "Yes, yes, yeu kneow…its all part of life's rich pageantry but I must go; my other phewn is rrrengeng. We will meet again when this case is sol-ved, au revoir."
