"Today we are creating history because never has Pakistan seen such a smooth transition of government. I Take Pride in the fact that Being a Man in Uniform I have Actually Introduced the Essence of Democracy in Pakistan WHETHER ANY ONE BELIEVES IT OR NOT"
With these words, claiming "prescience" and to the haunting strains of an army band playing "Send in the Clowns" General Mushy Peas swore in his pack of beamin' butt-kissin' buffoons.
Claiming that he had also created the Universe, discovered electricity and painted the Mona Lisa, Silly-Pants Prez for Life the Mohajir Musharraf also performed a vigorous Punjabi Bhangra dance for the Smilin' Sycophants.
Senior US envoy, John "The-N-word-ponte" flew in shortly after the swearing-in to lavish praise on the wacky-paki** leader with a celebratory choke-hold. Well-schooled in the Dicky Armitage School of Arm-wrestling, JN will spend the rest of the day sitting on Musharraf's face until he screams "Uncle Sam".
After which a joint statement signifying continued support to "our best ally" will be issued by the State Department.
(** with all due respect to all non-Mush supporters and ordinary Pakistanis everywhere)