"don't worry, we will recover dead iraqis" says Bush

Funny story written by hussainmehdi

Thursday, 25 October 2007

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On a tour of Science and Research to Iraq, Mr. Bush addressed Iraqi scientists.
while mentioning war, Mr.Bush said; 'don't worry Iraqis,we will recover your dead like we
recover lost data from hard disks".

Mr. Bush claimed that "our scientists have already discovered this technique"

he said "currently our scientists are working on a dead project called 'dead deeds', and soon they will turn to Iraqis"

"Believe me! they are successful"

"until then, the dead Iraqis are the Guests of God, so, whats the problem?"

"they are enjoying life in heaven"

"soon, we will recover them back near you, so, whats the problem?"

"don't we mistakenly delete data from hard disks?" "don't we?"

"and we recover the data back, don't we?"

"Gentlemen! this earth is a hard disk, and we all are just data".

"Believe me! God had told me this in the last meeting"

"we can be removed..we can be recovered"
"we can be abolished..we can be re-produced"

"so, let them die! soon, we will recover them"

when an Iraqi Scientist Mr.Maliki asked;

"Sir! can you recover tears?"

Mr.Bush with tears in his eyes said; "No!"

here in Washington, Congressmen told Newsmen that "these are Mr. Bush's personal views which are nothing to do with United State's official policies".

Duck-News-Agency, Oct.25, 2007.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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