European Delicacies Cause Scouse Demise

Funny story written by Josh Cooper

Thursday, 25 October 2007

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Liverpool fans send 'SOS' signal as team fails in Europe.. again

It appears Liverpool have fallen foul of a bad batch of Turkey twizzlers with defeat against Besiktas leaving their European dream hanging by a thread.

Liverpool, who could barely handle Frogs legs in Marseille and were left with a stonking hangover in Porto, have decided that European delicacies are not to their tastebuds liking, and have decided to focus attention on matters closer to home, a surprising conclusion given the vast number of continental European players in the starting XI.

Although looking to the domestic league for success, Liverpool will struggle this weekend, as they face the rampaging French youth team, Arsenal.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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