Man has nice day

A man today had a very ncie day, maybe one of the nicest days in a long line of days which have also been quite nice.
Mr Smiths day started quite nicely when he awoke to the sound of singing birds in his back garden, a sound rarely heard as he usually doesnt have his heairng aids on. Mr Smiths day was further brightened up when he was walking his jack russel, jack, when a women told him his dog was very attractive.
Mr Smith commented on his fantastic day saying,
' It was quite a fantastic day really, a bit eventful though my back will pay for this tomorrow morning' he went on to say, 'Of course in my day, the days where a lot better than this, I suppose back then this wouldnt have been really considered a day as we couldnt let the Germans know wether it was night or day.'
When asked if he had anymore days like this planned Mr Smith said,
' Well, I am not sure it depends how i feel in the coming days, I'm not as young as i once was'
If you would like information on how to enjoy yourself like Mr Smith manages too please phone the new goverment helpline set up to get rid of soem mroe taxes an decrease unemployment rates at 0800 IAMLONELY.