US Government Forbids Souls From Leaving The Bodies

Funny story written by Kathleen Roby

Sunday, 2 September 2007

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In response to China's actions against reincarnation, President Bush gushed with apprehension from lessons learned about inadequate responses, like during 9/11 and Katrina. This compassionate leader understood the importance of keeping-up-with the Chinese, and how their edicts could have global repercussions and go reeling out of control.

Therefore, GW immediately text-messaged his wise advisers, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Cater. They tried vehemently to talk Bush out of taking actions, of course. And, of course, as he understood it, he needed to make an equally poignant stance on something in the USA.

The Decider knew he had to act quickly in order to retain our globally grand reputation. No response could be obtained from officials on the methods for enforcing the new law. Morgues, and most funeral homes, are finding business screeching to a halt. No worry exists, however, since everyone swears they rely on Bush to address any financial repercussions.

According to leading psychics, on the other hand, we can expect to experience fantastic improvements in the future. One expert proclaims , however, there could be enormous physiological repercussions, felt around the world, if Cheney's soul is bound inside his body when his machines (heart or whatever) actually do stop working. Survivalists advise preparedness and a few are starting their own line of products to help survive such blasts.

The general public is barely aware of the situations at hand. Many more questions will certainly arise. Meanwhile, at death, place a brick on the stomach of the body in order for it to be a legally dead body. Stay alert, as new alerts and discussions are sure to follow.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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