Today, an Eskimo admitted that he sold his sanity to fund an ice melting machine.
The man, who cannot be named, because he has forgotten it said: 'The Penguins offered me a good deal for my sanity, and I thought, yes I need money to buy my little boy a Bunsen Burner for his school project'
At the time of writing, the man and his family are now homeless, and very very wet. The son got an A grade for his science project, so there was some good news in all of that.
