Eskimo Sells Sanity

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 5 August 2007

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Today, an Eskimo admitted that he sold his sanity to fund an ice melting machine.

The man, who cannot be named, because he has forgotten it said: 'The Penguins offered me a good deal for my sanity, and I thought, yes I need money to buy my little boy a Bunsen Burner for his school project'

At the time of writing, the man and his family are now homeless, and very very wet. The son got an A grade for his science project, so there was some good news in all of that.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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