Milan, Italy - (Ass Mess): Spoilt brat Qatari princesses, relatives of dodgy Emir Shaikh Hamad who is trying to buy up UK food retailer Sainsbury's, were today thrown off a London-bound BA plane after throwing a wobbly about seating arrangements.
Three wives of Shaikh Bad Ass al-Thani refused to take up their business class seats on board Flight 563 because non royal passengers were also seated in their section of the plane.
The row started when the party, which had all booked economy, demanded a grace and favor upgrade to business class which carrier BA said it was happy to oblige with.
They then demanded that their entourage of fourteen maids, three chauffeurs, five butlers, three pantry maids, eleven hairdressers, two gardeners, six valets, nine security staff, twenty five body guards and associated minions be given the remaining seats in business class, necessitating throwing off paying customers who had already stumped up BA's full charges to fly in the expensive section of the plane.
When BA said "in your dreams!" to the women, a furious row broke out and police had to be called.
After a gruelling three hour slanging match Italian cops eventually escorted the Qatari party back to the departure lounge and told them that as far as they were concerned they could all end up flying cargo on the next freight plane out if they didn't behave themselves.
That just happened to be an El-Al Israeli Airways plane carrying two hundred alsatian dogs bound for training in the UK.
The row was eventually resolved with the Qataris having to charter their own flight out of Milan which must have cost them more in loss of face than the actual £100,000 flight fees themselves.
BA says it is still "the world's favorite airline".
