Whitehall, SWi - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): MI6's favorite recreational drug is the adrenaline that soars through spooks' brains as they corrall and haul in badass dodgy Arab sheikhs on whirlwind shopping sprees buying up stolen assets from the Blair and Brown administrations.
This week spooks' top Corrupt Bastards Club stooge is Shaikh Hamad from Qatar who hase been duped into spending over five billion pounds on stolen British assets including a luxury residential development overlooking Hyde Park in Knighstbridge, a £1.2 billion army barracks in Chelsea and now, if all goes to plan, the shares in food retailer J Sainsbury for which the price tag of £10.6 billion seems a tempting prospect.
Sainsbury's has been touted for the last decade as belonging largely to the eponymous family headed by Blair rent boy and former Science Minister Lord Sainsbury.
Only that purported ownership is a fraud which has delighted both MI5 and MI6 top brass for decades as it acted like a magnet for every corrupt politician-sucking IRA mobster ever wanting to re-invent themselves as philanthropical pillars of society.
Shaikh Hamad's 'investment arm' Delta (Two) Ltd has already hurled itself well on the ay to bankruptcy with a 25% stake in the supermarket group.
Now it is bidding to scoop up the whole lot like it is doing the UK food retailing industry a massive favor.
Hamad prides himself as a shrewd operator and is immensely proud of his intelligence contacts via ex-Saudi ambassador to the US Prince Bandar.
But his goose may have been very slowly cooked along with Bandar's since the World Trade Center atrocity of 9/11 as every major western security and intelligence agency followed their every move as thei went on a mercenary recruitment rampage designed to blame Afghani opium dealers on the spate of terror activities actoss Europe.
"We're going to fry Hamad in his own oil," a sppoky source told the press today.
"Bankrupting him over Sainsbury's would be the icing on the cake!"
