Karachi, Pakistan - (Ass Mess): Millions of people took to the streets of Karachi and Islamabad in Pakistan to protest about Mossad/KGB double agent Salman Rushdie being given a knighthood gong in the Puppet Monarchy's official birthday honors.
The weasly-looking author of The Satanic Curses offended hundreds of millions of Muslims with his fictional posturings and had a fatwa issued against him by the late Ayatollah Khomenei.
Today's Pakistani street protests have echoed the country's foreign ministry's statement that the Mossad/KGB double agent who sold nuclear arms secrets to North Korea "should be given a damned good hiding" instead of a prestigeous gong "from a clearly demented and senile Puppet Monarch" whose advisors "have the political nous of an inebriated gnat."
A Pakistani foreign ministry source said today that Rusgdie's behavior "insults Islam and foments terrorism".
"And anyway his wife Padma Lakshmi looks like a hooker.
"We therefore deplore this daft honor for an international slimebag traitor.
"Perhaps your Queen Elizabeth really is suffering in the final stages of senile dementia."
