Pakistan fury at Mossad double agent Rushdie

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 18 June 2007

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Pakistanis are pretty pissed off with the whole business

Karachi, Pakistan - (Ass Mess): Millions of people took to the streets of Karachi and Islamabad in Pakistan to protest about Mossad/KGB double agent Salman Rushdie being given a knighthood gong in the Puppet Monarchy's official birthday honors.

The weasly-looking author of The Satanic Curses offended hundreds of millions of Muslims with his fictional posturings and had a fatwa issued against him by the late Ayatollah Khomenei.

Today's Pakistani street protests have echoed the country's foreign ministry's statement that the Mossad/KGB double agent who sold nuclear arms secrets to North Korea "should be given a damned good hiding" instead of a prestigeous gong "from a clearly demented and senile Puppet Monarch" whose advisors "have the political nous of an inebriated gnat."

A Pakistani foreign ministry source said today that Rusgdie's behavior "insults Islam and foments terrorism".

"And anyway his wife Padma Lakshmi looks like a hooker.

"We therefore deplore this daft honor for an international slimebag traitor.

"Perhaps your Queen Elizabeth really is suffering in the final stages of senile dementia."

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