Game of Rock Paper Scissors to decide middle East question

Funny story written by Shanghaied

Friday, 4 May 2007

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Scissors wins.....

Bethlehem: After millennia arguing about the dubious contracts laid down by the lord promising the West Bank to two religions, it has finally been decided that leaders of the international Arab community and Israel will meet at midnight on December 31st 2007 for a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who is right and who will have to take their football and go and play somewhere else.

Leaders of both sides have been limbering up for the showdown. The Jews will be sending their no nonsense 1987 Olympic Gold medallist Rock, Paper, Scissors master Ahub Bollox. The Arabs will be represented by a 78 year old grandmother who is training for the great event by building up her dubious back pack carrying technique.

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