Heather Mills-McCartney has prosthetic vagina fitted following dance accident!

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Tuesday, 17 April 2007


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Beleaguered ex strumpet and former Beatle wife, Heather Mills is said to be in a stable condition following an accident on Dancing with Stars yesterday.

Heather Mills & Jonathan Roberts danced the Samba. At the end of the dance, Heather Mills slid and fell down, causing her to become stuck fast to the dance floor due to having a depilated under carriage combined with a well waxed parquet floor.

The vacuum created was so strong it took emergency officials 45 minutes to pry Ms Mills from her predicament.

At first they considered taking up the section of flooring immediately underneath the prone star. This was ruled out by the manager of the venue where the dance competition is filmed, as there was an Indian wedding booked to use the hall next.

The dumbfounded dancer had butter liberally applied to her nether regions and was eventually slid along the shiny surface, to a less conspicuous area for removal.

An unspecified size of dance area was unfortunately damaged during the de-vagination of the floor and Heather is reported to have sustained some injuries from the substitute see-saw set to snatch the stricken strumpet from her suckered snare.

Doctors say that she is fine and resting but has had to be fitted with a prosthetic rubber lady garden due to the previous one being puckered out from the extreme suction of the incident, that and she used to be a tuppeny upright.

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