The Wailing Wall - (Rotters): Eminent scholars who egged on The Lost Tomb of Jesus documentary director James Cameron into believing that a load of old Ancient Amercian Order of the Skull 'n' Bones (Osteoporosis Division) rubbish was real sacred relics have finally caved in:
"We were just pulling his leg to see how daft he really is!" said a Holy Land University wag who once dubbed Cameron's The Titanic as 'the biggest load of cobblers since Piranha II: The Spawning'.
"And he fell for it!
"The bones and sarcophagus were planted as a Student Rag Week prank back in '81 after a local Rabbi offered to donate a thousand shekels for the best religious hoax perpetrated in public.
"We've had to wait 25 years before getting our money."
There has been no coment from Cameron or the Discovery Channel that sponsored his astonishing claims.