Über Corporate Militarism Marches On

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Wednesday, 21 March 2007


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Washington DC - President Bush has said that he would stop anybody on his staff from responding to any Congressional Subpoena in connection with any scandal or investigation of wrong doing. Bush said: "I decide who did the wrong things, not some Congress I can't fully control. I am the decider, no laws get in my way, end of discussion."

This President has reached new lows in the polls, America has reached new lows on the world stage; and still Über Corporate Militarism marches on, the United States has just under 800 military bases on sovereign soil and the current fascist regime in Washington revealed plans to double that number by 2015.

We caught up with Military Affairs Analyst for the White House, Yuri Mammi, and we asked him if it was wise that so much was invested in war and military while so many pressing issues remained neglected in America?

Yuri said: "It's nice work if you can get it, it's steady employment, not everybody makes it rich in the Military or Blackwasser, but still it sure beats relying on US schools to prepare you for jobs that aren't their, or healthcare that is out of reach, or food and water that is not safe to consume, but since the President and Vice President have taken unfettered control of the US the numbers of millionaires has increased, and many millionaires have been given raises some moving up to billionaire status. Thank you Dick and George. Of course we need massive military and endless war: that is where we make the most money. And foreign bases, well hell without them we might have to pay retail prices. Today we got more slave labor, more control of foreign resources than any time in the history of the planet; and it is all controlled by less than 1 million 'deciders'. Of course it wouldn't have happened if the US and international laws had to be adhered to. Thanks to President Bush waiving the Constitution under the guise of that 'war on terror' thing, some of us have carte blanche to do anything we want, let the little people pay our tabs, let us eat cake."

On a similar note, we are working on a story that might shed some light on just how the Cheney Bush Crime Syndicate took over America and also good portion of non-American properties. It appears that the Democratic power shift in the last election was a staged diversion, paid in full just like many of the Democrats that took office this year, by neocon money. Some Americans still accept that Senators like Joe Lieberman and Hillary Clinton are anything but a Bush employees. One source near the oval office described how after the election Lieberman and Clinton spent a weekend as willing sex slaves for one of Cheney's hunting parties, Rove and Cheney hit their targets in the face several times, once they had their barrels cleaned. The secret service or SS assured us Dick Cheney was firing blanks. Loyalty was heard in the form of 'thank you sir, can I have another'.

But where does all this leave the average American? Where does this leave the global victims of US military aggression? Wherever it is, it isn't bothering the repugnant Republicans tonight.

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