No Story Yet On The Elsa Pataky Bare Breast Rumour

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Wednesday, 21 March 2007


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There is no news yet on the Breasts on a Beach star Elsa Pataky whose rumours have been making a ripple today due to a spreading story involving a topless model, a beach, and a photographer.

Well the story is that the model is no different from any one of us, and is not inoculated against topless sunbathing on holiday which can be dangerous when there just happens to be a rash of invited paparazzi about.

So where's the story? Model on a beach, topless photos. Well, that's the story. But the real story is that the rumours were intended for gossip, but were actually published by another gossip. Allegations of plagiarism began to circulate by word-of-mouth. But hold the send button, the internet is a public place where cut and paste is allowed. Perhaps the rumours were stolen, or almost certainly repeated ad nauseum.

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