Ayatollah Khomeini has a love child!
This report just in from New Delhi, the Ayatollah Khomeini (real name: Chuck Krapowski) was on vacation in India in the mid-70s when he met a sexy Bollywood star (who shall remain nameless since there are still a lot of evil clerics who will string up anyone who calls them assholes, right assholes?).
The two hit it off, went to see some movies, smoked some hash and drank some wine, then made hot sexy sweaty love – “Ayatollah I was built big, didn’t I, baby?” – under the Indian moon as the howler monkeys laughed.
Then, a few weeks later, he got a phone call. “I’m pregnant! Get your ass back here and be a baby daddy to our child – or else give me child support payments!”
And that’s how the Iranian Revolution In Favor Of Religious Evil started … he didn’t want to be hunted down to pay child support, so he changed the entire country and especially told women how to live and walk and talk and dress and how to shut up when it came to telling men what to do.
And that’s how men can change the world for the worse, just ‘cuz they can’t control where their dicks end up. Right, dicks?
