Remarkable find in Canterbury Cathedral

Funny story written by Egg Man

Thursday, 15 February 2007

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Where the parchment was found

Whilst renovating a wall inside Canterbury Cathedral during 2003 a workman made a remarkable discovery, he found an old crumbling pot with what looked like parchment inside. His find was kept a closely guarded secret but all can now be revealed.

The artefact was sent to the United States where close investigation found it to date from the time of Christ. It is thought that the parchment would have been sent over seas to protect and keep it safe.

The parchment was extremely dry and would have fallen away to powder had it been mishandled, after many weeks of forensic work and digital recording the script started to appear.

It can now be reviled that the parchment is thought to be the original last supper bill.

A high ranking McDonald's spokesman (Ronald McDonald) stated that under no circumstances should any bill be overlooked and has promised to look into and resolve the situation as a priority.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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