64 Men to Split Anna Nicole's $474 Million

Written by R. Mejia

Monday, 12 February 2007

A deal has been struck among 64 of the men laying claim to having fathered Anna Nichole Smith's baby, Dannielynn. The final figure of 64 was arrived at by some reputable Vegas bookies running the odds and multiplying the number of days Ms. Smith could have been ovulating during the month of conception: 4, by the number of men she interacted with or spoke to or looked at during each day of this period of fertility: 16.

The iron-clad joint physical and legal custody agreement was drafted and signed into law by a list of men including but not limited to: the guy who waters the plants in Anna Nichole Smith's old apartment building's lobby, her locksmith, the fellow from 7-11 who once sold her a bottle of Tylenol, all the members of the Greater San Diego Toastmasters Club, her mailman, the kid who works at the Dairy Queen down the street, and that guy found floating adrift in the ocean off the coast of Chile.

"It was better for us to split the money", said the guy who granted her Bahamian Residency, Immigration Minister Shane Gibson, "this way no one has to doubt we're telling the truth."

Copyright 2007, R. Mejia

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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