Amsterdam: After a heavy evening's drinking and not finding a place to pee (well there's plenty of canals there!), a Dutch woman whipped her knickers down for a quickie in the corner; however, a Dutch policeman observed her merrily, and then arrested her!
She received a "stiff" fine from the policeman and was told not to pee in the corner, and if she has to, do it in the canal! The fine of 90 Euros was not the problem, but the woman felt discriminated against because in Holland men have urinals to pee in, women have hardly any because it would attract men like flies around dogs crap!
So she pursued the case and ended up in court confronting a judge who basically told her to "stand up in a men's urinal and pee instead of whipping her knickers down in public places!"
Not satisfied with the judge's answer she then told Dutch TV who totally agreed with her that the same amount of urinals for men should be built for women. However, the Dutch government disagreed because there are more "Male Piss Artists" in Holland than female "Pee Artists" and apart from that, men's pee stinks, women's is less acidic!
So there you have it once again, Holland is the leading country in equal rights for everybody except when females get caught with their knickers down!