Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 4 July 2017

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Sarah has a private Posada room on Cuba when she gets bored with ice-cold Alaskan males!

Castro ruled Cuba with a strong arm and now he has gone a peculiar, idiosyncratic, institute is being reinstated on the island; Love Hotels better know as Posadas!

Cuban, beautiful babes can now spoil their hot men in a comfortable bed instead of doing it on the beach. And after the news reached mainland USA ferry boats loaded with frustrated US men, and women, have been flocking to the island hoping for a "quickie" Cuban style!"

Havana, has had to deal with an invasion of gaga US men and women offering their hard-earned dollars to local, cocoa brown, long-legged beauties, male and female, and the Posada business is booming.

There is one downside to all of this sexual frivolity on the island, Cuban cigar smokers hoping to book a cheap hotel are being discriminated against because love hotels are non-smoking establishments and the only smoke allowed is hot steam caused by hot sex. Cigar smoking tourists hoping for a cheap hotel room have been seen loitering on beaches where hot lovers used to perform.

Cuban taxi drivers are also complaining because they use to rent their huge, ancient US limos out for a bit of back seat frivolity to compensate their low earnings.

One taxi driver gave the following statement to Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) Cuban bordello expert reporter, Shaggy Sheep-Shagger, and here it is:

"Si, claro hombre, eso es muy malo para business, Love Hotels, Posadas estan mierda! Et hombre, yo cannot watch nuestras Cuban quapas, naked in my mirror mas, muy malo, et mi mujer es muy alto, Tossers!"

Maybe Castro was right to ban love hotels, but it seems Cubans just love a "Quickie!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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