It seems that mobile telephones are gaining a life of their own as a desperate Samsung decided to have a puff on an inland Indian flight causing the rather concerned crew to grab the nearest fire-extinguisher and put the thing out.
The person responsible for possessing the phone was immediately arrested in Chennai, India, and after police interrogation gave the following statement to the excited Indian media:
"I swear the thing suddenly had a life of its own and I was not looking at white-hot-porno's during the flight, although I do admit to touching one stewardesses bum as they attempted to extinguish the damn thing, she didn't notice a thing!"
Indian police have accepted the owner's statement and sentenced him to 5 years hard-labor for pinching a female bum during flight, a rare occurrence because it was not a gay bum. As for the over-heated hand-set, it has been returned to Samsung for a total examination to see if future mobile phones could develop lives of their own as this one attempted to set fire to the plane! Or was it just another ISIS terrorist attack that caused the fire?
ISIS meanwhile have denied any attempt to infiltrate into Samsung's telephones because they prefer their victims to be "headless" and mobiles with headsets are not on their agenda!